December 6

A young lad he was,
the kind that don't give no toss.

He wanted some totty,
a real little hotty!

So he answered an ad,
he thought "I must be mad!"

He found his dream date,
one that him liked to skate!

Liv Hubbenback was her name,
but all that is the same...

for when he saw her...

His heart made a jump
and she thought "Him I'd really like to thump!"

December 6