December 4

Fru Hubbenback bought a house in the harbour,
it was just after she divorced that barber.

It was all she could afford at the time,
she was just glad to get rid of that slime...

Instead of her usual hobby of skating,
she was now internet dating.

Looking for a well fit young boy,
that she could use as her toy...

and a really rich man that would look after,
for Mrs Hubbenback was not a grafter.

Her settlement was poor,
and to further rub salt in the sore...

It was rumoured that the barber,
had moved in with a chick in the very same harbour...
He was now rich and jolly,
owned a big house with its very own folly!

December 4