December 11

In no eleven 
lives a couple that used to live in no seven.

They've tried being buddhists,
this year they're nudists.

This is truly a great delight,
to other neighbours this naked sight.

December 11

Finn carefully chops wood in the cold,
avoiding flying splinters, he feels quite bold!

Dottie bakes some yummy pebernødder,
daring to wear slippers to warm her poor fødder.

Tea in lidded leaf cups will help them feel hot,
as nakedness in Winter most certainly does not.

Snuggling under a penguin blanket in fleece,
the svenska pair giggle with ease.

Each raising a beautifully designed cup,
'Happy Christmas skattemus, bottoms up!'

By Amy Hausechild